MEMBERPROFILES
Comprehensive statistics and head-to-head combat records
MEMBER_SELECT.CMD
Luca
Crocodile cunnilingus (2025)
89
WINS
85
LOSSES
51.1%
WIN_RATE
1
TITLES
6
PLAYOFFS
13
YEARS
RIVALRIES.DAT
NEMESIS
Joey
3-12
FAVORITE_TARGET
Randy
13-4
CLOSEST_RIVALRY
Stephanie
10-10
CAREER_HIGHLIGHTS.LOG
BEST_SEASON
10-3
WORST_SEASON
4-9
HIGHEST_SCORE
181.25
LOWEST_SCORE
60.65
WEEKLY_HIGH_SCORER
18
WEEKLY_LOW_SCORER
20
BOOM_WEEKS
26
BUST_WEEKS
29
AVG_FINISH
7.4
MISSED_PLAYOFFS
7
SEASON_HISTORY.SYS
HISTORICAL_DATA
| YEAR | TEAM_NAME | RECORD | WIN_% | PTS_FOR | PTS_AVG | RANK | FINAL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Crocodile cunnilingus | 6-8 | 42.9% | 1702.2 | 121.6 | 8 | 9 |
| 2024 | Antechinus sex rampage | 6-8 | 42.9% | 1566.3 | 111.9 | 6 | 8 |
| 2023 | Antechinus sex rampage | 9-5 | 64.3% | 1775.4 | 126.8 | 3 | 5 |
| 2022 | Antechinus sex rampage | 5-9 | 35.7% | 1516.8 | 108.3 | 10 | 12 |
| 2021 | Charlie Brown you rat bastard | 8-6 | 57.1% | 1813.3 | 129.5 | 4 | ★ 3 |
| 2020 | <3 Dalvin Cook | 8-5 | 61.5% | 1634.2 | 116.7 | 1 | ★ 1 |
| 2019 | Max snells aged flowers | 7-6 | 53.8% | 1516.2 | 108.3 | 7 | 10 |
| 2018 | Pat the most points wins games | 10-3 | 76.9% | 1871.2 | 133.7 | 1 | ★ 3 |
| 2017 | Dong Quixote | 8-5 | 61.5% | 1536.3 | 109.7 | 5 | 5 |
| 2016 | Dong Quixote | 4-9 | 30.8% | 1437.0 | 102.6 | 11 | 12 |
| 2015 | rick bang maxs butt go squish | 8-5 | 61.5% | 1705.8 | 121.8 | 4 | 5 |
| 2014 | hide your weed hide your wife | 4-9 | 30.8% | 1460.8 | 104.3 | 11 | 11 |
| 2013 | TakingMyBrowns to TheSuperBowl | 6-7 | 46.2% | 1576.3 | 112.6 | 8 | 12 |
HEAD_TO_HEAD.DAT
COMBAT_RECORDS
| OPPONENT | RECORD | WIN_% | GAMES | PTS_FOR | PTS_AGAINST | DIFF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vinny | 11-10 | 52.4% | 21 | 2519.5 | 2396.4 | +123.1 |
| Rafael | 15-6 | 71.4% | 21 | 2659.9 | 2452.2 | +207.7 |
| Stephanie | 10-10 | 50.0% | 20 | 2325.7 | 2226.2 | +99.5 |
| Cody | 8-11 | 42.1% | 19 | 2085.7 | 2124.3 | -38.7 |
| Chris T | 6-13 | 31.6% | 19 | 2202.3 | 2450.6 | -248.2 |
| Eric | 8-10 | 44.4% | 18 | 2234.8 | 2297.5 | -62.6 |
| Max | 8-9 | 47.1% | 17 | 2123.1 | 2184.9 | -61.9 |
| Randy | 13-4 | 76.5% | 17 | 2202.4 | 1909.9 | +292.5 |
| Brabson | 10-7 | 58.8% | 17 | 2185.5 | 2158.1 | +27.4 |
| Joey | 3-12 | 20.0% | 15 | 1698.1 | 2016.3 | -318.3 |
| Chris V | 5-3 | 62.5% | 8 | 939.3 | 825.5 | +113.9 |
| John | 3-4 | 42.9% | 7 | 779.8 | 778.6 | +1.1 |
| Mark | 0-1 | 0.0% | 1 | 124.3 | 130.8 | -6.4 |
PERFORMANCE_ANALYSIS.SYS
SCORING_DISTRIBUTION
SCORING_SUMMARY
GAMES_PLAYED169
ALL_TIME_POINTS20521.9
CAREER_HIGH181.25
CAREER_LOW60.65
BOOM_WEEKS26
BUST_WEEKS29
FRANCHISE_PLAYERS.DAT
BEST_SINGLE_GAME
53.4
GAME STATS
VS:@BUF
RUSH YDS:185
RUSH TD:4
REC:3
REC YDS:19
REC TD:1
BEST_DEF
187.0
BEST_FLEX
83.8
BEST_K
342.0
BEST_QB
590.4
BEST_RB
727.5
BEST_TE
753.6
BEST_WR
533.4
MOST_STARTS
52
OPTIMAL_LINEUP
380.1
OPTIMAL LINEUP
QBDak Prescott44.3Wk2 '20
Dak Prescott
VSATL
PASS450 yds
PASS TD1
RUSH18 yds
RUSH TD3
RB1Jonathan Taylor53.4Wk11 '21
Jonathan Taylor
VS@BUF
RUSH185 yds
RUSH TD4
REC3
REC YDS19
REC TD1
RB2Dalvin Cook48.6Wk8 '20
Dalvin Cook
RUSH163 yds
RUSH TD3
REC2
REC YDS63
REC TD1
WR1Josh Gordon48.1Wk13 '13
Josh Gordon
VSJAX
REC10
REC YDS261
REC TD2
WR2Keenan Allen46.0Wk3 '23
Keenan Allen
VS@KC
REC18
REC YDS215
TETravis Kelce41.1Wk15 '21
Travis Kelce
VS@LAC
REC10
REC YDS191
REC TD2
FLEXChristian McCaffrey46.7Wk12 '18
Christian McCaffrey
VSSEA
RUSH125 yds
RUSH TD1
REC11
REC YDS112
REC TD1
KJason Myers24.0Wk15 '25
Jason Myers
VSIND
DEFArizona Cardinals28.0Wk3 '15
Arizona Cardinals
VSSF
PLAYER_DEPENDABILITY
Christian McCaffrey
25.4AVG
16SCORE
7%BOOM
0%BUST
Geno Smith
20.0AVG
16SCORE
0%BOOM
0%BUST
Cam Newton
21.7AVG
14SCORE
0%BOOM
5%BUST
Brandon Marshall
20.8AVG
13SCORE
13%BOOM
0%BUST
Ezekiel Elliott
21.7AVG
13SCORE
7%BOOM
7%BUST
Tua Tagovailoa
19.0AVG
13SCORE
12%BOOM
0%BUST
Russell Wilson
20.5AVG
12SCORE
4%BOOM
4%BUST
Drew Brees
20.6AVG
10SCORE
22%BOOM
11%BUST
DeAngelo Williams
22.8AVG
10SCORE
20%BOOM
20%BUST
DeMarco Murray
16.1AVG
10SCORE
13%BOOM
0%BUST
DRAFT_ANALYTICS
BEST_PICK
De'Von Achane
VALUE: +273 pts
WORST_PICK
Rob Gronkowski
VALUE: -236 pts
ACQUISITION_SPLIT
DRAFTEDTRADEDWAIVER
WIN_CONTRIBUTION
12
TOP_MVP_WEEKS
7
CLUTCH_GAMES
20
CARRY_GAMES
15
PLAYOFF_HEROES
TEAM_TENDENCIES.DAT
MOST_DRAFTED_PLAYERS
Zach Ertz
5x
Julian Edelman
3x
Marquise Brown
3x
Mohamed Sanu
3x
Tyler Lockett
3x
Adrian Peterson
2x
Ameer Abdullah
2x
Andre Ellington
2x
Brandon Marshall
2x
Breece Hall
2x
Cam Newton
2x
Chris Olave
2x
Dak Prescott
2x
Dalvin Cook
2x
De'Von Achane
2x
DeAngelo Williams
2x
Denarius Moore
2x
Elijah Moore
2x
Jarvis Landry
2x
Jonathan Taylor
2x
Josh Gordon
2x
Josh Jacobs
2x
Keenan Allen
2x
Kenyan Drake
2x
Matt Breida
2x
Michael Crabtree
2x
Russell Wilson
2x
Thomas Rawls
2x
Tyreek Hill
2x
MOST_ADDED_PLAYERS
Andy Dalton
5x
Jared Goff
5x
Jalen Richard
4x
Jared Cook
4x
Marquez Valdes-Scantling
4x
Austin Hooper
3x
Cam Newton
3x
Darnell Mooney
3x
Derek Carr
3x
Drew Brees
3x
Josh Reynolds
3x
Samaje Perine
3x
Tre'Quan Smith
3x
Adam Humphries
2x
Austin Davis
2x
Chad Hansen
2x
Dak Prescott
2x
Danny Amendola
2x
Darius Slayton
2x
Darren Sproles
2x
Gabe Davis
2x
Jalen Hurts
2x
James Cook
2x
Jimmy Garoppolo
2x
Kirk Cousins
2x
Mack Hollins
2x
Marvin Jones
2x
Nelson Agholor
2x
Owen Daniels
2x
Russell Gage
2x
Scott Chandler
2x
MOST_DROPPED_PLAYERS
Jalen Richard
5x
Marquez Valdes-Scantling
5x
Jared Goff
4x
Tre'Quan Smith
4x
Andy Dalton
3x
Cam Newton
3x
Dak Prescott
3x
Danny Amendola
3x
Darnell Mooney
3x
Derek Carr
3x
Drew Brees
3x
Jared Cook
3x
Josh Reynolds
3x
Julian Edelman
3x
Zach Ertz
3x
Adam Humphries
2x
Austin Davis
2x
Brian Quick
2x
Chad Hansen
2x
Chris Johnson
2x
Darius Slayton
2x
Elijah Moore
2x
Jimmy Garoppolo
2x
Kirk Cousins
2x
Mack Hollins
2x
Mohamed Sanu
2x
Owen Daniels
2x
Scott Chandler
2x
Taysom Hill
2x
MOST_STARTED_PLAYERS
Tyreek Hill
90.6%START_RATE
Phillip Lindsay
93.5%START_RATE
Josh Jacobs
90%START_RATE
Dalvin Cook
90%START_RATE
Brandin Cooks
91.3%START_RATE
Philip Rivers
90%START_RATE
Tua Tagovailoa
94.4%START_RATE
Brandon Aiyuk
100%START_RATE
Chris Carson
100%START_RATE
Caleb Williams
94.1%START_RATE
Amon-Ra St. Brown
94.1%START_RATE
Patrick Mahomes
94.1%START_RATE
Christian McCaffrey
93.8%START_RATE
Ezekiel Elliott
93.8%START_RATE
Harold Fannin Jr.
92.9%START_RATE
Geno Smith
91.7%START_RATE
Antonio Brown
100%START_RATE
Jimmy Graham
100%START_RATE
DeAndre Hopkins
100%START_RATE
Darrynton Evans
100%START_RATE
Alex Smith
100%START_RATE
Hayden Hurst
100%START_RATE
Rashid Shaheed
100%START_RATE
Kirk Cousins
100%START_RATE
Trey Lance
100%START_RATE
Troy Franklin
100%START_RATE
MOST_BENCHED_PLAYERS
Curtis Samuel
100%BENCH_RATE
Javorius Allen
100%BENCH_RATE
Taylor Gabriel
100%BENCH_RATE
LeGarrette Blount
100%BENCH_RATE
Isaiah Davis
100%BENCH_RATE
Trey Benson
100%BENCH_RATE
Nyheim Hines
100%BENCH_RATE
C.J. Prosise
100%BENCH_RATE
Kamar Aiken
100%BENCH_RATE
Anthony Richardson
100%BENCH_RATE
Corey Davis
100%BENCH_RATE
Chris Johnson
100%BENCH_RATE
Malcom Floyd
100%BENCH_RATE
Hunter Henry
100%BENCH_RATE
Miles Sanders
100%BENCH_RATE
Kimani Vidal
100%BENCH_RATE
Chuba Hubbard
100%BENCH_RATE
Matt Schaub
100%BENCH_RATE
Matt Ryan
100%BENCH_RATE
Brandon LaFell
100%BENCH_RATE
Colston Loveland
100%BENCH_RATE
Antonio Callaway
100%BENCH_RATE
Trevor Etienne
100%BENCH_RATE
N'Keal Harry
100%BENCH_RATE
Jamaal Williams
100%BENCH_RATE
Chase Edmonds
100%BENCH_RATE
Dontrell Hilliard
100%BENCH_RATE
Victor Cruz
100%BENCH_RATE
Felix Jones
100%BENCH_RATE
Rashod Bateman
100%BENCH_RATE
Najee Harris
100%BENCH_RATE
Quinshon Judkins
100%BENCH_RATE
Cedric Tillman
100%BENCH_RATE
Zavier Scott
100%BENCH_RATE
John Metchie III
100%BENCH_RATE
Tank Bigsby
100%BENCH_RATE
Carlos Hyde
100%BENCH_RATE
Ryquell Armstead
100%BENCH_RATE
Mike Gillislee
100%BENCH_RATE
Demarcus Robinson
100%BENCH_RATE
Zach Zenner
100%BENCH_RATE
Laquon Treadwell
100%BENCH_RATE
Phillip Dorsett
100%BENCH_RATE
Tavon Austin
100%BENCH_RATE
Johnny Manziel
100%BENCH_RATE
Kenny Britt
100%BENCH_RATE
Ryan Broyles
100%BENCH_RATE
Vick Ballard
100%BENCH_RATE
Stevan Ridley
100%BENCH_RATE
Greg Dortch
100%BENCH_RATE
NFL_TEAM_ROSTER_SHARE
DRAFT_POSITION_DISTRIBUTION
DRAFT
WR
37%
RB
35%
QB
9%
TE
8%
K
7%
DEF
6%